The Jaygeons and Dragclarks crew begin their journey to Chult, with Mike taking the helm as DM. Does the party have what it takes to defeat the Death Curse, while avoiding their own mortal ends? Probably not, but it should still be fun anyways.
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Sunday, June 24, 2018
Episode 38: Curse of Strahd pt. 19
Here it is friends. At long last. The finale of our Curse of Strahd campaign on roll20. It's been almost a year since we started it, and almost 20 4-hr chunks, but we finally defeated Strahd. Spoiler alert...I guess.
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YouTube Episode Link
Don't forget to join us Sundays on Twitch, follow us on twitter @JgeonsDragclrk, and subscribe to our YouTube channel!
YouTube Episode Link
Monday, June 18, 2018
"From the Desk of Crispin the Bard" Gelatinous Cube
Gelatinous Cube:
In a tight narrow hallway you know danger looms,
Suddenly from behind you, a loud something booms
Your first reaction is to sprint and so you quick get to moving
But it feels like running through jello and quite difficult it's proving
And now completely stuck, you start confirming your fear
For your skin starts to burn, then boil, and then disappear.
So heed my advice, take your time, look twice, and don't be such a rube
Or ya might find yourself being dissolved alive inside a Gelatinous cube!
In a tight narrow hallway you know danger looms,
Suddenly from behind you, a loud something booms
Your first reaction is to sprint and so you quick get to moving
But it feels like running through jello and quite difficult it's proving
And now completely stuck, you start confirming your fear
For your skin starts to burn, then boil, and then disappear.
So heed my advice, take your time, look twice, and don't be such a rube
Or ya might find yourself being dissolved alive inside a Gelatinous cube!
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Episode 37 Curse of Strahd pt. 18
After a looooong hiatus due to uncontrollable circumstances, Jaygeons & Dragclarks is FINALLY back in action. In this episode, the party strikes a serious blow at Strahd and meet him where the prophesies led us to take him on for a final confrontation. Strahd isn't going down easy though as he throws us his biggest curveball yet!
Don't forget to join us Sundays on Twitch, follow us on twitter @JgeonsDragclrk, and subscribe to our YouTube channel!
YouTube Episode Link
YouTube Episode Link
Monday, June 11, 2018
"From the desk of Crispin the Bard" The Ordening
Don't worry fans, we aren't dead yet! Life has been finding ways of getting in our way very much the last few weeks. There have been parents flying in, work trips, work in general, even a death in extended family when a session seemed like a sure thing. We are striving week in and week out to play, because we love Dungeons & Dragons. So please bear with us, we will be back and we will finally defeat Strahd and get back to the wonderful homebrew world that Jay has built for us! When we finish Curse of Strahd, don't forget to check back here on our blog for Jay's special homebrew spin on Curse of Strahd!
Without any further ado and with no gilding of the lily, here is another bit of prose from our very own Crispin!
The Ordening:
Oh Giants have internal gripes, and to be quite frank, are full of surprises
They come in all different types, and here they rank, mostly according to sizes.
At the low end of the bar, we have the Giants of Hills
Who measure their power by how much it takes their stomach to fill
To creatures bigger than them, they respect and stay in their place
But for smallfolk like you, well, they'll squash in your face.
Next up is the Giants who live in in the mountains and under the stone
Bigger than their hill cousins but much smarter and less attack prone
They measure their prowess by their stone-crafting and art
But invade their space, and that stone just might become a homing dart!
The Fire Giant will attack with a fiery scourge
That he assembled himself in a fiery forge
The finer the craftsman, the more power he holds
Using fires to reshape irons, silvers, and golds
The cloud giant is elegant and often quite proud
They know they're better than you and say it quite loud
Extravagant and lavish, though sometimes borderline fruity
They value all sorts of treasure, both of riches and beauty
At the top of the chain is mighty Giant of Storms
Wise and strong, but benevolent, they stay out of the lives of the norms.
Still, to cross one of these border-line gods would be quite the blunder
For they'll blast you with lighting and thunder, and surely rip you asunder!
But how and why does each giant stay in its order and rank?
Shouldn't it be in their personalities, to get as much power as they can take?
Well, Annam instilled in them the Ordening, so each type will naturally know their place,
For he knew that's the only way they would survive, without any fighting in-race.
Without any further ado and with no gilding of the lily, here is another bit of prose from our very own Crispin!
The Ordening:
Oh Giants have internal gripes, and to be quite frank, are full of surprises
They come in all different types, and here they rank, mostly according to sizes.
At the low end of the bar, we have the Giants of Hills
Who measure their power by how much it takes their stomach to fill
To creatures bigger than them, they respect and stay in their place
But for smallfolk like you, well, they'll squash in your face.
Next up is the Giants who live in in the mountains and under the stone
Bigger than their hill cousins but much smarter and less attack prone
They measure their prowess by their stone-crafting and art
But invade their space, and that stone just might become a homing dart!
The Fire Giant will attack with a fiery scourge
That he assembled himself in a fiery forge
The finer the craftsman, the more power he holds
Using fires to reshape irons, silvers, and golds
The cloud giant is elegant and often quite proud
They know they're better than you and say it quite loud
Extravagant and lavish, though sometimes borderline fruity
They value all sorts of treasure, both of riches and beauty
At the top of the chain is mighty Giant of Storms
Wise and strong, but benevolent, they stay out of the lives of the norms.
Still, to cross one of these border-line gods would be quite the blunder
For they'll blast you with lighting and thunder, and surely rip you asunder!
But how and why does each giant stay in its order and rank?
Shouldn't it be in their personalities, to get as much power as they can take?
Well, Annam instilled in them the Ordening, so each type will naturally know their place,
For he knew that's the only way they would survive, without any fighting in-race.
Don't forget to check us out on Twitch and YouTube! We play most Sundays and upload the stream to YouTube same-day! You can also find us on twitter
@JgeonsDragclrk .
Saturday, June 2, 2018
"From the desk of Crispin the Bard" on Dragons
Welcome back to our weekly web series of musings from our friendly bard, Crispin!
Dragons:
Let this be a lesson, like judging your kin
You cannot judge a dragon by the tone of its skin
Sure, a snowy dragon is naturally blue
But these deceitful creatures can change colors on you
Not only that, but they can change shape and size
So think twice before giving that old miser stink eyes
Because next thing you know, you push on his shoulder
And the weight that you feel is like hitting a bolder
And as his magical breath freezes you into ice
You can't help but think "Man, I should've been nice!"
Dragons:
Let this be a lesson, like judging your kin
You cannot judge a dragon by the tone of its skin
Sure, a snowy dragon is naturally blue
But these deceitful creatures can change colors on you
Not only that, but they can change shape and size
So think twice before giving that old miser stink eyes
Because next thing you know, you push on his shoulder
And the weight that you feel is like hitting a bolder
And as his magical breath freezes you into ice
You can't help but think "Man, I should've been nice!"
Don't forget to check us out on Twitch and YouTube! We play most Sundays and upload the stream to YouTube same-day! You can also find us on twitter
@JgeonsDragclrk .
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